Hometown:
Beaver Dam, WI

Favorite links:
www.prognosticate.com
www.savetoby.com
www.scarysquirrel.org
http://home.nyc.rr.com/jadedem/gw1.html
http://freaktypography.blogspot.com
www.misspoppy.com

What would be your dream job?
Generally, a humor writer. Specifically, George W. Bush’s presidential speechwriter.

What is your greatest personal achievement?
Being rejected by the Girl Scouts as a child.

If you could change just one thing about Wisconsin, what would it be?
I would require the men to get annually renewed permits to go shirtless in public.