Hometown:
Palatine, IL

Favorite links:
http://my.wisc.edu
www.huntfishcampwisconsin.com
www.homestarunner.com

What would be your dream job?
Host for Iron Chef

If you were Carmen Sandiego and could steal one thing in or about Wisconsin to hoard for yourself, what would it be?
Fried cheese curds with a tall, frosty glass of spotted cow.

If you could change just one thing about Wisconsin, what would it be? 
The cold ass winters.